The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. I use a device to slide through time. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Cable: Dubsteps for pu**ies.Deadpool: Youre so dark! Deadpool: All rights reserved. In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Thats just lazy writing. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. I never shouldve left you there. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. By stevieboi1579. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Deadpool: Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". [to himself, holding the Green Lantern script] All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. She dodges unfortunate situations without even looking like she's trying. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . See? Deadpool: A good day. But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. Unknown. Do you want to build a snowman? Let's talk. Deadpool: Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. "I'm with the old, white guy on this one. No, my family's safe. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? GAH! [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. Im very sorry. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Karan Soni - Dopinder. Listen to the pain. : Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. ,Altos: Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. [in their cell] Peter: Seriously, I don't get it! And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . Blind Al: Deadpool: Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I'm the asshole who got away. [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. [to Sluggo] , I was a soldier. I thought that was you! Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. Yeah, something like that. Deadpool: Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. That goes with me everywhere. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Peter: - Deadpool. But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. I'm gonna go make dessert. And have consensual sex with their sister? Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. Woodpecker. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). [to Wade Wilson] It doesn't have to go this way! Las mejores ofertas para Lote de 3 figuras sueltas DEADPOOL Funko Pop # vinilo bobble MEGASONIC DOMINO 315 317 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! Bad news is the whole team is dead. Deadpool: Deadpool: Weasel Oh, yeah. Colossus: Cable: [cracks knuckles and sighs. Yeah. : Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. Director David Leitch. 20th Century Fox. Juggernaut: He called you Justin Bieber. Let's go tip to tip. You're about to get dick-slapped! We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. Weasel: "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Sweetheart, could you speak up? No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. So, basically, you're Dave Matthews. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Right. But that's where you'd be wrong. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Deadpool: : But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. [singing] That came out wrong. They're headed into the tunnel. Vanessa: It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. - Peter. Deadpool: And is known for her witty personality. Deadpool 2. Wade? X-Men? [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. Deadpool Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. Hi. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Ha! Cable: You're still using my Velcro labels. Oh? However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. Let me see here. Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. Wade Wilson: Something I could never master. Im going to go make dessert. Deadpool: Don't scratch! You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! Domino If you find a type 3, let us know. Oh, thats the sun. [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. I mean, luck? I'm a grower, not a shower. Deadpool: : Lets flip a coin, okay? Wade, Vanessa is gone. Deadpool Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Domino : I should've finished college. Wade Wilson: Domino Meet Domino [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Peter: Retrieved on 2 May 2018. [chuckling] But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Why do you think I'm helping him? Oh, gosh. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. : Makes you wanna hurt others. Wade Wilson: What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? Are you sure youre not from the DC universe? So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. They probably won't even make a 3. Vanessa: Hey. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Youre not a f***ing hero. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: Go get 'em, tiger! "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. Any, uh Peter: Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. Enjoy! Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool: Deadpool: Cultural appropriation? There's one out there for you. Unknown. By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Weasel: Just cleaning up the timelines! Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I'm just gonna use this brick. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. You time-sliding son of a bitch. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Cool. We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. Boom! : We are so fucked! No more speaking lines for you. Weasel: Big CGI fight comin' up! The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. : Yukio: X-Men? This is crazy. Sopranos You are not your father. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. *Men*? En este escuadrn estarn Domino (Zazie Beetz), Estrella Rota (Lewis Tan), Negasonic (Brianna Hildebrand), Zeitgeist (Bill Skarsgrd), Yukio (Shioli Kutsuna), Coloso . You've been chosen by a higher power. Morena Baccarin. : It belongs here, where it can grow. Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. At least we still have Bowie. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? : Wade Wilson: Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . Her coarse responses and limited sympathy force Deadpool to return to form, as shown with this hilarious burn in the midst of one of Deadpool's darkest moments. I spent ten years in Special Forces! That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. Juggernaut: Peter: My name's Peter. You don't wanna hurt anyone. Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. Blind Al: It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Its not a great analogy. [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. Deadpool Deadpool: OPENING CREDITS. [Deadpool backs off]Deadpool: No need to go full Yentl. WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. He was a bit of a prick. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Im going to touch them all over. Yeah. Wow! I realize that you're new to this, but relax. He's on top of you! I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. [speaking about his ex-wife] Dopinder: What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Yeah. Deadpool Isn't that a little derivative? Yeah it is. Every Difference In The Deadpool 2 Extended Cut . Deadpool Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! Bad news is the whole team is dead. Colossus: Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. I was born into war, bred into it. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. Makes you want to hurt others. Wade?Deadpool: Im right here, Althea. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. What did you say? When you are already making meta jokes, it only makes sense to set up music within the dialogue, especially some sweet dubstep. Oh-ho. Domino And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! 5. Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Right next to a. No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Go get 'em, tiger! Zeitgeist: It doesn't exist. Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. Wade Wilson: Blind Al manages to keep Deadpool going no matter how many new rock bottoms he finds. Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. Well, in a George W. sort of way. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] Superhero landing comin' up. Good news and bad news. : Deadpool: No! Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. This is so much tougher than I thought. Deadpool: Toddler style? I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. What have we done? 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. Deadpool: Whatever. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. Will you give Domino my email? [Tag: killing, team, youth ] more on this quote . He's going in through the back! Deadpool: : Best deadpool 2 quotes. I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has. Deadpool: I've killed every last one of them, except me. You're welcome, Canada. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Dont do it. [turns on time-travel device] We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: What a dick. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. People nobody would touch. Just walk away.Deadpool: Oh! Domino: Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). : Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Wade Wilson: Stop at 2, ya killed it! Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"? I mean, luck? But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. Firefist: Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Like humans, we have our good or bad side. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Dont scratch! You're embarrassing me. Deadpool: We are so fucked! Except me. Pelicula Deadpool 2: Deadpool 2 Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), el mutante conocido como Deadpool y el antihroe ms gamberro de Marvel tiene que vrselas esta vez con Cable . But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. "Produced by Did You Really Just Kill Her? : Gary Peter Wade Wilson: Go home.Peter: Okay. Deadpool: I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. 27. Deadpool F***! True story. Wade Wilson: "Can you speak up? You're X-hausting. You know what we need to do? OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Deadpool: Gary. Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! [to Cable] Fu fu Wade Wilson: Firefist: We're better than him! The X-Men. Spoiler alert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Pain teaches us who we are.' Cable: | I'm gonna rip you in half now. Deadpool: X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Yes. Deadpool: My body is an instrument of death. Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. You used the last of your fuel. From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Deadpool: Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. | She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. I'm dying in this one, too. Wade Wilson: What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. What's your superpower? Bring it in. Maximum Effort Sticker. Bring it in. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Im never going to dance again. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. Let's see YOUR soul, perv! Colossus: No! : I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. Jesus, either vomit or don't. Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? Domino: Peter! Cut to close-up of Deadpool smoking. Deadpool: Deadpool: ", "It's so dark. We need a code. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. Don't scratch! I didn't lie what kind of film this was. My job. : I made mistakes! Deadpool: Just cleaning up the timelines! Okay. Domino I have three questions then. I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: Colossus: Cable Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. Deadpool I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel: An ocean is water.Deadpool: And more importantly, I liked her. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Hes dead, too. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Tails, you did it for me. Tenors We need a code. By Joshua Kristian McCoy. Special Forces. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! | Wade Wilson: Cable: People think they understand pain. Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Deadpool: Full Winnie the Pooh. CUT TO: INT. "It's a big house. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! This character is the ultimate dad figure in a movie that interrogates fatherhood. When I get really scared I get nervous erections. Deadpool: [pulls out a knife] We need to build a f***ing team. Cable: : Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals. Colossus: I hope the Academy is watching. Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. The difference is night and day. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. We explain how these luck powers actually work. Label everything in the refrigerator! Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . Cable: But if you kill him, he wins. And certainly not very cinematic. The walls of Xavier's mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. Any powers you wanna tell us about? Cable: - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. We need to build a fucking team. Deadpool: Deadpool: Official Sites Well, guess what, Wolvie? Ooh! Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Domino: Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. Puns. Trainee. Good Deadpool." - Deadpool. Deadpool: Will you give Domino my email? Domino Thank you, Bedlam. That's why you're such a little bastard. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell] Wade Wilson: Seriously, I don't get it! About my heart? [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs.